Color, Closed-captioned, Widescreen, Dolby Deleted sceness Stunt footage |
| Nathan Lane | Ernie Smuntz | | Lee Evans | Lars Smuntz | | Vicki Lewis | April Smuntz (Lars' Wife) | | Maury Chaykin | Alexander Falko (Mr. Falko) | | Eric Christmas | Ernie and Lars' Lawyer | | Michael Jeter | Quincy Thorpe | | Debra Christofferson | Ingrid | | Camilla Søeberg | Hilde (Bus-Terminal Bench Lady) | | Ian Abercrombie | Auctioneer | | Annabelle Gurwitch | Roxanne Atkins | | Eric Poppick | The Banker | | Ernie Sabella | Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner | | William Hickey | Rudolph Smuntz (The Father of Ernie and Lars Smuntz) | | Christopher Walken | Caeser, the Exterminator | | Cliff 'Fatty' Emmich | Mayor McKringle (Very Fat Mayor) | | Melanie MacQueen | The Mayor's Wife | | Brianna Shebby | Becky | | Danielle Shebby | Betty | | Leslie Upson | Leslie Reinhart | | Mario Cantone | Zeppco Suit #1 | | Peter Anthony Rocca | Zeppco Suit #2 | | Steve Bean | Lester Dinkus | | Suzanne Krull | Waitress #1 | | William Frankfather | Mr. Texas | | Patrick Thomas | Construction Worker #1 | | Peter Gregory | Doctor | | E.J. Callahan | Historical Clerk | | Susan Blommaert | Ms. Park Avenue | | Valorie Armstrong | Franklin's Wife | | Michael X. Sommers | Paramedic | | Michael Ross | Cop | | José Rey | Cuban Postal Worker | | Carmen Filpi | Pallbearer #4 | | Harper Roisman | Factory Worker #1 | | David Fresco | Factory Worker #2 | | Scott Alan Smith | City Paramedic | | Sarah Dampf | Crying Child | | Orville Stoeber | Expert #1 | | David Weisenberg | Expert #2 | | Fred Pierce | Large Nosed Man | | Clement Blake | Homeless Man | | Saverio Carubia | Photographer | | Pep Torres | Bus Boy | | Jack Angeles | Kennel Employee |
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